What if the Earth was covered in trash? To the point it buried cities?
- I like to poop
- Didn't anyone see Walle?? Duh..We'd live in space!
- Much longer waits on facebook friend requests
- You'd need a shovel
- Blowout Sales would be much less effective
- Dancing would be the new form of communication.
- I think we would move underground. We'd relocate to Taliban hideaways; French catacombs; New York subways...
- Tornadoes would be super killer
- we'd live in the mountains?
- Methane pockets would make wildfires much more exciting
- All hail King Cholera and Queen Hepatitis!
- Usage of vehicles would damn near be impossible and most interactions would have to be on a local level.
- Scavenger hunts would be much more fruitful
- Climate would alter dramatically
- Blood toxicity would skyrocket
- Germaphobes would rip their hair out
- Fungus/mildew would be out of control, causing lung illnesses
- Immune systems would be severely compromised
- Free toys!
- It would smell bad.
- All groundwater would be pretty gross
